I'm going to get a new tattoo in a couple of weeks and I am feeling conflicted as to where to put it. The design has not been a problem. I know what it is I want to have, but the where on my body is still under consideration. At the time I made my appointment, nearly four months ago, I figured I had plenty of time to come up with the 'where' but now that there are only days left before The Deed is Done I'm starting to worry I will find the right place.
My concern with tattoos probably started in childhood when tattooed bikers would come to our resort and be turned away by my grandfather. "Those Types" of people weren't welcomed in our family-style resort. Tattoos weren't a big problem in my childhood: fact is, there just weren't a lot of people who had them. Sometimes an uncle might sport a Marine emblem on a forearm and that was tacitly accepted. Anything else was mightily suspect.
So I guess I carried this Taboo Tattoo feature into adulthood. It never really bothered me too much. I didn't know that many folks who were tattooed and that was fine with me. My husband got his first ones around age forty when we began scuba diving. He got an angel fish on one arm and a dolphin on the other. They were smallish and didn't bother me too much. They only showed when he wore a tank top or swim trunks and that was usually when we were on a dive trip. It appeared that most divers had some sort of tattoos and sometimes at the end of a successful trip, the divers would show them off to each other.
Things changed when we got into Harleys. There, it seemed, everybody had a tattoo. We got to be close friends with Tom in the winter when he wore long sleeves and by spring it became apparent that his arms were gradually becoming full of tattoos. At first, I pretended not to notice his colorful pictures beginning to wind up his arms, but soon I was fascinated by each new picture he added each month. On a ride, complete strangers would walk up to him and admire his arms. It was a conversation opener and never failed to impress. Occasionally, we'd find somebody whose eyes would slide away from us as soon as they spied the tattoos. Yes, judgement was still out there. There was still some sort of 'stigma' attached to tattoos.
A couple of years after we met Tom, Bill decided he was going to get a tattoo, a big one, on his back. He searched out pictures for the perfect one and settled on a serene mermaid, her face averted as she floated poised over a good third of Bill's back. I thought it was awful big. I kept looking at the perfect smooth tanned expanse of his back and couldn't imagine how it would look with the turquoise and green mermaid superimposed over it. What if I didn't like it? Didn't matter, did it? She'd be there to stay for hell or high water! The day of his appointment came and I went along to the tattoo parlor. The artist, Dana, is a real bona fide artist, she just likes to work with skin rather than canvas. I think she could paint anything, she's that good. And let me tell you, she made that mermaid practically spring to life. But I couldn't stay there and watch it emerge. When the tattoo gun fired up, I bolted out of the shop and spent the next hour and a half walking around the mall, my stomach churning with worry over what was going on on Bill's back. I even (briefly) started to call Tom and read him the Riot Act for being an instigator of this tattoo business but I stopped myself before I did. I figured that made me look sort of like a crazy person. Which is what I felt like.
Well, like I said, the mermaid turned out perfectly. Bill was thrilled. He made another appointment and went back in a few months for a huge sea monster that appeared to be sneaking up on the unaware mermaid. Over the next year, he added fish, a terrific sea turtle, jelly fish and a sunken ship. His back is a true underwater scene.
So we became friends with the tattoo artist and I found myself making an appointment for a tattoo myself. She's a big fairy, covering a third of my upper back. She took two sessions to complete and I have to say the outlining of her wasn't near as painful as the coloring in. When I finished the last of her, I swore to myself that this would be it, my one and only.
Only now, three years later, I want another. It's not as large as the fairy and I'm sure (I hope) won't be as painful. But I'm conflicted where it should be put. Since it's not as large, it could go on my upper arm. And I've thought real hard about that. But... (and this BUT seems to be growing larger) it seems to me that women who sport upper arm tattoos appear to be Hard. And why that should be, I'm not entirely sure. In that regard, I feel like I'm six years old again and watching my grandpa turn the bikers away. And really, if I'm an old lady of nearly sixty, why shouldn't I get a tattoo on my upper arm? I know I'm not Hard. I am what I am at this age and if I have a tattoo there, why not? But... Okay, so there's the lower leg. That seems less Hard to me than the upper arm. But... I'm not sure I want a tattoo on my lower leg. I'm just not sure how it would look with a suit and heels, IF I should decide to wear a suit and heels, which I usually do not, BUT I might. What does it say about an old woman in her sixties and seventies going to church in a suit and heels and wearing a big tattoo on her lower leg? I don't know. I haven't decided. Now what I'll probably do is hide it. Hide it sort of the same way I hid the fairy on my back. It's not visible most of the time. I wear a halter top or backless top at a Harley function to get it noticed, usually. Oh, I think the last time some stranger called attention to it was when I was getting a Cat Scan and the two (men) attendants running the machine commented on it since I was wearing one of those open backed hospital gowns. No, where I'll probably put it is on my stomach. Then I can show it off with summer clothes or a swimsuit. I won't have to worry if I go sleeveless to a grocery store or wear that suit and heels to church what a stranger will think about a tattooed sixty year old woman.
But it might be nice to be edgey and push the envelope and watch people's eyes slide away from my face and make them wonder what kind of person I really am. Hmmmmm.... well, I still have a couple of weeks to make up my mind where that new tattoo will be put.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
The Legend of Larry
A month ago, Boppy returned from Arizona with an interesting tidbit to share with Charley and Sage. As he'd been packing up the house to leave, he saw a giant Sonora centipede crawling out from under the cowboy table in the sun room.
Thinking it would be of great interest to the grandsons, he emptied out a coffee container, stuck it in front of the six inch feller who promptly strode into the accommodating dark room. Boppy closed it up and drove home with the find. He figured if it survived the ride or not, he could show the boys what it looked like, then dispose of it.
The boys were captivated. Charley took one look and crowed with delight at its many legs and its size. "Why this must be the biggest bug in the world, Boppy!" he exclaimed, peering over the lid at the critter who reared its head upon the sight of sunlight in its otherwise dark home.
Its body was yellow with a brown head and tail. Two pinchers grew on its head and a nasty hooky spine, not unlike a scorpion, appeared on its tail. This critter could hold its own.
"Ohh, that's gwoss, Boppy!" Sage proclaimed, taking his turn to peer into the container. "That just gwoss!" He turned away and proceeded to spin circles in the room.
Charley, though, appeared to be transfixed by the appearance of the centipede. He ran to get Daddy to look up some facts on the centipede on the Internet. Then he found a clear Tootsie Roll container from the storeroom in the boathouse and persuaded Boppy to slide the hapless centipede into it so he could be viewed without having to open the coffee can lid. An hour later, while I was engrossed at the computer in the office, I heard Charley obligingly showing two customers "the world's largest centipede. Don't touch it, though,for its bite can kill you!" The men grinned and nodded their heads, marvelling at the thing and departed. Charley had a new idea.
"Daddy said this is the biggest centipede in the Northern Hemisphere, Mackey." (Charley would make a great school teacher at eight years old, with his pronouncements.) "Its bite will kill a frog or mouse. But it could sure hurt us. No, we can't touch it! He said it is found in only remote areas of the Sonoran Desert." (My cowboy table in the sunroom in Arizona appears to be a very remote area from where I sit at the computer in Northern California.) "And he says, it is very hard to capture."
"Agreed, Charley. I'm sure your Boppy had a hard time persuading the critter to walk into the coffee container."
Charley picked up the container in one arm, holding it behind his back and walked out to the busy Sunday afternoon tourists coming to the Landing to walk the beach or catch a crab. I got up and peered around the door to see what he was up to. He walked up to a group of folks and spoke earnestly for a new minutes. I saw a lady reach into her purse and take out a coin which she offered to Charley. He took the container out from under his arm, pried back the lid and let the lady peer down upon his find. She backed away after a few moments, a smile on her face. Charley nodded his head importantly, placed the lid securely back on the Tootsie Roll jar and pocketed the coin in his pants. Then he walked up to the next group of people and started his pitch.
Charley made $1.50 that day and before the day was over named the critter Larry. Why Larry? Larry is leggy, he said. Yes, he was and extremely lethal it appeared to me.
Over the course of the next week, Charley and Sage collected garden beetles and dead flies and fed Larry, who happily, it appeared, ate them up. They talked Boppy into helping them transfer Larry temporarily to another container so they could decorate the Tootsie Roll jar with a handful of beach sand, some sand crab carcasses, various twigs and a handful of grasses. Larry seemed content in his new domicile and spent a great deal of time absolutely supine. How do I know this? For Larry was now living on my kitchen counter. Mommy had come down and seen Larry and decided that he wasn't going to be inhabiting her home. Mackey agreed to provide a room over Larry's head only until Boppy returned to Arizona where he would be released into his own environment. She kept quizzing Boppy on when that trip would be.
Larry was fed twice a week but his appetite for flies was voracious. Charley was having a hard time swatting enough on the days he spent with Larry, but he finally hit upon a solution. He organized two of the most hyper-active boys in his class to catch flies for Larry during lunch recess. They sealed them up in their Zip-Lock sandwich bags. One lunch day, Charley emptied out forty-two of them. Larry was in hog-heaven. That night, I saw Larry climb the twig after one fly who had survived and was buzzing around the container for dear life, while Larry hooked the lower third of his body around the twig and dangled out into space to connect with the hapless fly. It was too much Wild Kingdom for me. I turned out the kitchen light without watching the outcome.
During the swap meet, Charley and Sage sold cookies and Looks at Larry for a quarter apiece and made thirty eight dollars in two days. Charley was ecstatic. When it appeared on Saturday that business was sagging in the middle of the day, he set Sage digging out beetles in the garden and commandeered a Sharpie from Mackey and wrote on a large poster: "LOOKS AT LARRY 25 cents. FEED LARRY FOR A DIME!" Business improved.
Charley didn't have a chance to tell Larry good-bye before Bopppy departed for the desert. I was sure he'd feel cheated since Boppy had removed his money making scheme. But Larry was loaded in back of the truck, still in his Tootsie Roll container. I snagged a garden snail and threw it in the container as a travelling Happy Meal for the big fella. Next morning, when Boppy unloaded the car, he thought Larry looked fairly lifeless. It would be a shame to remove the critter that far north for three weeks, then bring a lifeless Larry home. But as he took the container out and shook it, Larry sprang to life, his many legs clutching at the air as though voicing his complaint at all the interruptions in his otherwise ordered life.
I had visions of Boppy driving out to the desert wilderness someplace far from civilization and letting Larry go free. But Boppy had many chores on his mind and couldn't take the time. He walked across the street, into a gully that runs down from Apache Leap mountain. At the top of the gully, far enough away from any gullywashers that might come up, Boppy let Larry go. Larry crawled out of the Tootsie Roll container, the same way he'd gone in so obediently three weeks before, spied a hole just ahead of him and snuggled in. I don't know what kind of critter Larry ate to regain his home, but I do know he's back in his rightful environment. Boppy claims there was a big smile on his face as he slithered into his hole.
Charley has found a cache of old sea shells from Mexico that he is now actively selling. He had to give up on Larry as his source of income but he hasn't given up being an entrepreneur.
Thinking it would be of great interest to the grandsons, he emptied out a coffee container, stuck it in front of the six inch feller who promptly strode into the accommodating dark room. Boppy closed it up and drove home with the find. He figured if it survived the ride or not, he could show the boys what it looked like, then dispose of it.
The boys were captivated. Charley took one look and crowed with delight at its many legs and its size. "Why this must be the biggest bug in the world, Boppy!" he exclaimed, peering over the lid at the critter who reared its head upon the sight of sunlight in its otherwise dark home.
Its body was yellow with a brown head and tail. Two pinchers grew on its head and a nasty hooky spine, not unlike a scorpion, appeared on its tail. This critter could hold its own.
"Ohh, that's gwoss, Boppy!" Sage proclaimed, taking his turn to peer into the container. "That just gwoss!" He turned away and proceeded to spin circles in the room.
Charley, though, appeared to be transfixed by the appearance of the centipede. He ran to get Daddy to look up some facts on the centipede on the Internet. Then he found a clear Tootsie Roll container from the storeroom in the boathouse and persuaded Boppy to slide the hapless centipede into it so he could be viewed without having to open the coffee can lid. An hour later, while I was engrossed at the computer in the office, I heard Charley obligingly showing two customers "the world's largest centipede. Don't touch it, though,for its bite can kill you!" The men grinned and nodded their heads, marvelling at the thing and departed. Charley had a new idea.
"Daddy said this is the biggest centipede in the Northern Hemisphere, Mackey." (Charley would make a great school teacher at eight years old, with his pronouncements.) "Its bite will kill a frog or mouse. But it could sure hurt us. No, we can't touch it! He said it is found in only remote areas of the Sonoran Desert." (My cowboy table in the sunroom in Arizona appears to be a very remote area from where I sit at the computer in Northern California.) "And he says, it is very hard to capture."
"Agreed, Charley. I'm sure your Boppy had a hard time persuading the critter to walk into the coffee container."
Charley picked up the container in one arm, holding it behind his back and walked out to the busy Sunday afternoon tourists coming to the Landing to walk the beach or catch a crab. I got up and peered around the door to see what he was up to. He walked up to a group of folks and spoke earnestly for a new minutes. I saw a lady reach into her purse and take out a coin which she offered to Charley. He took the container out from under his arm, pried back the lid and let the lady peer down upon his find. She backed away after a few moments, a smile on her face. Charley nodded his head importantly, placed the lid securely back on the Tootsie Roll jar and pocketed the coin in his pants. Then he walked up to the next group of people and started his pitch.
Charley made $1.50 that day and before the day was over named the critter Larry. Why Larry? Larry is leggy, he said. Yes, he was and extremely lethal it appeared to me.
Over the course of the next week, Charley and Sage collected garden beetles and dead flies and fed Larry, who happily, it appeared, ate them up. They talked Boppy into helping them transfer Larry temporarily to another container so they could decorate the Tootsie Roll jar with a handful of beach sand, some sand crab carcasses, various twigs and a handful of grasses. Larry seemed content in his new domicile and spent a great deal of time absolutely supine. How do I know this? For Larry was now living on my kitchen counter. Mommy had come down and seen Larry and decided that he wasn't going to be inhabiting her home. Mackey agreed to provide a room over Larry's head only until Boppy returned to Arizona where he would be released into his own environment. She kept quizzing Boppy on when that trip would be.
Larry was fed twice a week but his appetite for flies was voracious. Charley was having a hard time swatting enough on the days he spent with Larry, but he finally hit upon a solution. He organized two of the most hyper-active boys in his class to catch flies for Larry during lunch recess. They sealed them up in their Zip-Lock sandwich bags. One lunch day, Charley emptied out forty-two of them. Larry was in hog-heaven. That night, I saw Larry climb the twig after one fly who had survived and was buzzing around the container for dear life, while Larry hooked the lower third of his body around the twig and dangled out into space to connect with the hapless fly. It was too much Wild Kingdom for me. I turned out the kitchen light without watching the outcome.
During the swap meet, Charley and Sage sold cookies and Looks at Larry for a quarter apiece and made thirty eight dollars in two days. Charley was ecstatic. When it appeared on Saturday that business was sagging in the middle of the day, he set Sage digging out beetles in the garden and commandeered a Sharpie from Mackey and wrote on a large poster: "LOOKS AT LARRY 25 cents. FEED LARRY FOR A DIME!" Business improved.
Charley didn't have a chance to tell Larry good-bye before Bopppy departed for the desert. I was sure he'd feel cheated since Boppy had removed his money making scheme. But Larry was loaded in back of the truck, still in his Tootsie Roll container. I snagged a garden snail and threw it in the container as a travelling Happy Meal for the big fella. Next morning, when Boppy unloaded the car, he thought Larry looked fairly lifeless. It would be a shame to remove the critter that far north for three weeks, then bring a lifeless Larry home. But as he took the container out and shook it, Larry sprang to life, his many legs clutching at the air as though voicing his complaint at all the interruptions in his otherwise ordered life.
I had visions of Boppy driving out to the desert wilderness someplace far from civilization and letting Larry go free. But Boppy had many chores on his mind and couldn't take the time. He walked across the street, into a gully that runs down from Apache Leap mountain. At the top of the gully, far enough away from any gullywashers that might come up, Boppy let Larry go. Larry crawled out of the Tootsie Roll container, the same way he'd gone in so obediently three weeks before, spied a hole just ahead of him and snuggled in. I don't know what kind of critter Larry ate to regain his home, but I do know he's back in his rightful environment. Boppy claims there was a big smile on his face as he slithered into his hole.
Charley has found a cache of old sea shells from Mexico that he is now actively selling. He had to give up on Larry as his source of income but he hasn't given up being an entrepreneur.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Betrayed!
The pervasive feeling of dis-satisfaction most of us felt last week-end over the ineptitude of the various government agencies in handling the oil spill in San Francisco Bay has now been replaced with a downright sense of betrayal. Birds lie dying on the beaches. Volunteers who came to help were turned away or warned of arrest if they ventured onto oil covered beaches to clean up the goo. Authorities warned of toxic issues if one handled the oil or of dire consequences if you took matters into your own hands.
That left plenty of beachfront uncleaned and soiled with oil blogs. It has left piles of birds dead. And each day brings more birds up on the beaches. It has also left a lot of folks with a sense of outrage that such a thing could be happening here. Here, in the Bay Area, with a population that pays their taxes and expects the government to do their work. Here, where the environment enjoys a very high ranking in how things 'should be'. Here, where (until this week, at any rate) we thought that if The Worst should happen, then 'somebody' must be going to take care of it. But... they didn't. They haven't. And it appears, they aren't going to do it now.
Tonight, on local news, they showed a state assemblywoman who is screaming for hearings on who messed up and didn't handle the oil spill properly. She was hopping mad at the Coast Guard since they had primary jurisdiction in the clean up effort. She said they hadn't co-ordinated the efforts on down through the counties and cities and that's why nobody knew who was in charge and things were going into disarray. The Coast Guard handed the finger pointing off to another Federal agency, the National Transportation Safety Board, to decide who is at fault. They said it didn't matter to them if the State of California was going to have hearings on how poorly they did, they didn't have to answer to anybody in the state only the Feds, and they wouldn't bother to show up, thank you. One little city was screaming angry that nobody from the federal or state level had showed up to clean their beaches or look for oiled birds until six days after the tanker spilled its load. Counties are hiding behind their admissions of waiting for the feds or state to tell them what to do. Indeed, it doesn't appear that Anybody is really in charge.
For the population, this is scary and horrible. This is only an oil spill of fifty thousand gallons, mind you. This isn't a massive seven or eight Richter earthquake. Or something as terrible as a big bomb. If the government is handling this Oil Spill so badly, do you honestly think they would be able to handle a big disaster that much better? Maybe that's why we feel so betrayed and uneasy over the handling of this. We know, in our hearts, if Doomsday struck, we aren't going to be able to count on Uncle Sam or Arnold to lead us to safety. We're going to have to count on ourselves and band together, good and bad, to see to it that we survive.
The Bay Area folks shouldn't be that surprised. We have only to look back two years ago at Katrina to see how New Orleans fared to see what we've got going on in our front yard now. The people in New Orleans have been trying to get us to see what they've been forced to deal with since then and maybe we weren't watching. But, I betcha, we're watching now!
That left plenty of beachfront uncleaned and soiled with oil blogs. It has left piles of birds dead. And each day brings more birds up on the beaches. It has also left a lot of folks with a sense of outrage that such a thing could be happening here. Here, in the Bay Area, with a population that pays their taxes and expects the government to do their work. Here, where the environment enjoys a very high ranking in how things 'should be'. Here, where (until this week, at any rate) we thought that if The Worst should happen, then 'somebody' must be going to take care of it. But... they didn't. They haven't. And it appears, they aren't going to do it now.
Tonight, on local news, they showed a state assemblywoman who is screaming for hearings on who messed up and didn't handle the oil spill properly. She was hopping mad at the Coast Guard since they had primary jurisdiction in the clean up effort. She said they hadn't co-ordinated the efforts on down through the counties and cities and that's why nobody knew who was in charge and things were going into disarray. The Coast Guard handed the finger pointing off to another Federal agency, the National Transportation Safety Board, to decide who is at fault. They said it didn't matter to them if the State of California was going to have hearings on how poorly they did, they didn't have to answer to anybody in the state only the Feds, and they wouldn't bother to show up, thank you. One little city was screaming angry that nobody from the federal or state level had showed up to clean their beaches or look for oiled birds until six days after the tanker spilled its load. Counties are hiding behind their admissions of waiting for the feds or state to tell them what to do. Indeed, it doesn't appear that Anybody is really in charge.
For the population, this is scary and horrible. This is only an oil spill of fifty thousand gallons, mind you. This isn't a massive seven or eight Richter earthquake. Or something as terrible as a big bomb. If the government is handling this Oil Spill so badly, do you honestly think they would be able to handle a big disaster that much better? Maybe that's why we feel so betrayed and uneasy over the handling of this. We know, in our hearts, if Doomsday struck, we aren't going to be able to count on Uncle Sam or Arnold to lead us to safety. We're going to have to count on ourselves and band together, good and bad, to see to it that we survive.
The Bay Area folks shouldn't be that surprised. We have only to look back two years ago at Katrina to see how New Orleans fared to see what we've got going on in our front yard now. The people in New Orleans have been trying to get us to see what they've been forced to deal with since then and maybe we weren't watching. But, I betcha, we're watching now!
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Who's In Charge?
The oil spill finally came to our beach today. An oiled sea bird was found on the beach and a concerned beachgoer brought him into our boathouse this afternoon. He had a smear on his chest and his feet were covered with oil (the bird, not the beachgoer) so my friend Kerry and I found a saltwater taffy box and put the bird inside and closed the lid. I heard last night that just picking them up could make the wild critters go into shock and die. Then, I did what any concerned citizen would do: I picked up the phone to call someone to help the stricken bird.
On Friday, I had gotten a list of phone numbers from Marin County Hazardous Waste in case we had any incidents of the oil spill reaching our beach. Knowing we were going into a three day week-end, it would be hard to get in touch with authorities. They had given me three phone numbers to use. One was for "Reporting Oiled Wildlife". It rang and was answered by a number of different languages (press this number for that language, etc.). Finally, a young man answered and said he was in the San Francisco Information Office (whatever that is!). I told him I was sorry but I'd been given that number to report oiled wildlife. He said, yes! (quite cheerfully), indeed, he could take a report. I gave him the details and he thanked me. I stopped him and asked him if he was going to send somebody to pick up the bird to care for it. He said, Oh! I only take reports. Let me ask my supervisor. In a few minutes, he returned to say, No, we only take reports. My supervisor thinks you should put it back in the water.
That sounded sort of counter productive to me. Wouldn't that be like adding to the oil spill rather than cleaning it up? So I thanked him and called a number for Sonoma County Wildlife Rescue. I figured they could help. Their number was answered by a machine which helpfully gave me the number of the Sonoma County Injured Bird hotline. A real person answered! Now I was onto something! I carefully explained my predicament. The lady listened but said she couldn't help me because I was in Marin County, not Sonoma County. I would have to call Marin Wildlife Care. So I did. This lady was quite sympathetic but said they had no volunteers who would drive forty five miles out to pick up the bird, and besides, she wasn't real sure where Dillon Beach was in the first place. But she would give me a phone number of somebody who would help. I dialed it. And voila! It was the San Francisco Information Office again! A complete loop!
Over the course of the next hour, I called the Point Reyes National Seashore Bear Valley station which was accepting oiled birds but (sorry!) they would not pick up and I replied, well, sorry!, at $3.60 a gallon for gas I'm not driving it thirty miles down Highway One in the rain. And I called the local fire house who helpfully told me to scrub it down with DAWN dishwashing detergent, but no, they didn't want it either.
Finally a woman from some San Francisco Wildlife organization called me back. She sounded like she'd just had it! It'd been a Too Long Day for her already. She said this oil spill was bigger than Prince William Sound when the Exxon Valdez spilled its load. She said San Francisco Bay would be empty of boats for the next six months. She said I needed to let every beachgoer know NOT to handle any oil globs or oiled birds for it was extremely toxic and likely to cause problems for anybody with weakened immune systems. She recommended I put the bird back in the water and not let anybody pick up any more.
So, at five o'clock, I took the saltwater taffy box with the oiled bird in it and walked down under the dock. I opened the box and he stuck his head out. His little black shoe button eyes slitted at me in disgust. "Sorry, Buddy," I told him, tipping him out of the box onto the sand. "You're on your own. Good luck to you." He took a wobbly step back into the water and then sat down to rest.
He probably won't be the only dead oiled sea bird on our beach tomorrow. But I'm all out of ideas for how to help them. So much for relying on 'Authorities' to help you when there's a problem.
On Friday, I had gotten a list of phone numbers from Marin County Hazardous Waste in case we had any incidents of the oil spill reaching our beach. Knowing we were going into a three day week-end, it would be hard to get in touch with authorities. They had given me three phone numbers to use. One was for "Reporting Oiled Wildlife". It rang and was answered by a number of different languages (press this number for that language, etc.). Finally, a young man answered and said he was in the San Francisco Information Office (whatever that is!). I told him I was sorry but I'd been given that number to report oiled wildlife. He said, yes! (quite cheerfully), indeed, he could take a report. I gave him the details and he thanked me. I stopped him and asked him if he was going to send somebody to pick up the bird to care for it. He said, Oh! I only take reports. Let me ask my supervisor. In a few minutes, he returned to say, No, we only take reports. My supervisor thinks you should put it back in the water.
That sounded sort of counter productive to me. Wouldn't that be like adding to the oil spill rather than cleaning it up? So I thanked him and called a number for Sonoma County Wildlife Rescue. I figured they could help. Their number was answered by a machine which helpfully gave me the number of the Sonoma County Injured Bird hotline. A real person answered! Now I was onto something! I carefully explained my predicament. The lady listened but said she couldn't help me because I was in Marin County, not Sonoma County. I would have to call Marin Wildlife Care. So I did. This lady was quite sympathetic but said they had no volunteers who would drive forty five miles out to pick up the bird, and besides, she wasn't real sure where Dillon Beach was in the first place. But she would give me a phone number of somebody who would help. I dialed it. And voila! It was the San Francisco Information Office again! A complete loop!
Over the course of the next hour, I called the Point Reyes National Seashore Bear Valley station which was accepting oiled birds but (sorry!) they would not pick up and I replied, well, sorry!, at $3.60 a gallon for gas I'm not driving it thirty miles down Highway One in the rain. And I called the local fire house who helpfully told me to scrub it down with DAWN dishwashing detergent, but no, they didn't want it either.
Finally a woman from some San Francisco Wildlife organization called me back. She sounded like she'd just had it! It'd been a Too Long Day for her already. She said this oil spill was bigger than Prince William Sound when the Exxon Valdez spilled its load. She said San Francisco Bay would be empty of boats for the next six months. She said I needed to let every beachgoer know NOT to handle any oil globs or oiled birds for it was extremely toxic and likely to cause problems for anybody with weakened immune systems. She recommended I put the bird back in the water and not let anybody pick up any more.
So, at five o'clock, I took the saltwater taffy box with the oiled bird in it and walked down under the dock. I opened the box and he stuck his head out. His little black shoe button eyes slitted at me in disgust. "Sorry, Buddy," I told him, tipping him out of the box onto the sand. "You're on your own. Good luck to you." He took a wobbly step back into the water and then sat down to rest.
He probably won't be the only dead oiled sea bird on our beach tomorrow. But I'm all out of ideas for how to help them. So much for relying on 'Authorities' to help you when there's a problem.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Oil Spill
By now, anybody who can read the paper or watch TV is aware that a fairly large oil spill occurred in the San Francisco Bay on Wednesday when a Korean tanker collided with the Bay Bridge. If you paid attention, you also know the Coast Guard may have been a bit 'tardy' in its initial clean-up efforts.
Though it happened first thing Wednesday morning, the brunt of us weren't aware of it until Wednesday night when the reports of 147 gallons of bunker fuel swelled to over 58,000 gallons. Difference there, eh? In their haste to take responsibility for the clean up, on Thursday morning, the Coast Guard touted that the spill "extended as far north as Dillon Beach".
Now, Dillon Beach is where we have our boating resort, right at the mouth of Tomales Bay. It's also sixty-odd miles north of San Francisco Bay. We started fielding phone calls at seven thirty by anxious week-enders who had heard that the beach was summarily "Closed!" (News to us!!) There were no oil globs floating in the bay. There were no drips or puddles on the beach itself. There were no stricken oil-covered wildfowl or wildlife in danger of expiring. Why the fuss?
The news however, was full of recriminations, accusations, threats of pending lawsuits and the pervasive (though unspoken) talk of money, Money, MONEY! And that's what it is really about apparently. Who's going to pay for it? Who is going to get paid? Who stands to make a Buck off this environmental disaster? And, oh yeah, how much is it worth to me? What seems to be forgotten about in this haste to point fingers and assign blame is the beaches that need to be cleaned up. The wildlife that is expiring because there aren't enough people to pick them up and deliver them to the proper agencies who know how to handle the job, and the agencies themselves who are overwhelmed by the number of dead and dying animals because they aren't equipped to handle all of this.
I heard on the news this morning one reporter extolling a city official on the need to recruit volunteers. Volunteers to comb the beaches cleaning up the globs of oil washing ashore. Volunteers to help with the unfortunate wildlife that had been covered with the stuff. The city official reared back. Oh no! That wouldn't be possible. Don't you realize that takes money to do that. You have to give them gloves and plastic bags to protect their shoes. You'd have to give them bags to put the oil in. Unspoken, but clearly said, was also, And who will pay for the expensive hazardous waste removal of plastic bags of petroleum-based goo? You can't dump that in your landfills. You'd have to make out Hazardous Waste Manifestos and (again, unspoken) if you cart too much of that out it lands on the EPA's attention for explaining why you've carted out this much and bigger fines and fees for doing so. Hmmm, basically, what I'm hearing is that it's more than an environmental nightmare, there are oily 'strings' attached all down the line.
I hope the officials in San Francisco and California and the Federal Government can get this sorted out and a good clean up started. We're still having mild weather and calm seas which can only help the efforts (at least for now). But I doubt it will happen. Too many strings attached. Too much finger pointing. If it had happened on our beach, chances are, I would already have the brunt of it cleaned up. By volunteers. By people who love this land we live and work on. We'd leave the finger pointing and money grubbing to the Big Boys and we'd get out there and "Git 'er done!"
Though it happened first thing Wednesday morning, the brunt of us weren't aware of it until Wednesday night when the reports of 147 gallons of bunker fuel swelled to over 58,000 gallons. Difference there, eh? In their haste to take responsibility for the clean up, on Thursday morning, the Coast Guard touted that the spill "extended as far north as Dillon Beach".
Now, Dillon Beach is where we have our boating resort, right at the mouth of Tomales Bay. It's also sixty-odd miles north of San Francisco Bay. We started fielding phone calls at seven thirty by anxious week-enders who had heard that the beach was summarily "Closed!" (News to us!!) There were no oil globs floating in the bay. There were no drips or puddles on the beach itself. There were no stricken oil-covered wildfowl or wildlife in danger of expiring. Why the fuss?
The news however, was full of recriminations, accusations, threats of pending lawsuits and the pervasive (though unspoken) talk of money, Money, MONEY! And that's what it is really about apparently. Who's going to pay for it? Who is going to get paid? Who stands to make a Buck off this environmental disaster? And, oh yeah, how much is it worth to me? What seems to be forgotten about in this haste to point fingers and assign blame is the beaches that need to be cleaned up. The wildlife that is expiring because there aren't enough people to pick them up and deliver them to the proper agencies who know how to handle the job, and the agencies themselves who are overwhelmed by the number of dead and dying animals because they aren't equipped to handle all of this.
I heard on the news this morning one reporter extolling a city official on the need to recruit volunteers. Volunteers to comb the beaches cleaning up the globs of oil washing ashore. Volunteers to help with the unfortunate wildlife that had been covered with the stuff. The city official reared back. Oh no! That wouldn't be possible. Don't you realize that takes money to do that. You have to give them gloves and plastic bags to protect their shoes. You'd have to give them bags to put the oil in. Unspoken, but clearly said, was also, And who will pay for the expensive hazardous waste removal of plastic bags of petroleum-based goo? You can't dump that in your landfills. You'd have to make out Hazardous Waste Manifestos and (again, unspoken) if you cart too much of that out it lands on the EPA's attention for explaining why you've carted out this much and bigger fines and fees for doing so. Hmmm, basically, what I'm hearing is that it's more than an environmental nightmare, there are oily 'strings' attached all down the line.
I hope the officials in San Francisco and California and the Federal Government can get this sorted out and a good clean up started. We're still having mild weather and calm seas which can only help the efforts (at least for now). But I doubt it will happen. Too many strings attached. Too much finger pointing. If it had happened on our beach, chances are, I would already have the brunt of it cleaned up. By volunteers. By people who love this land we live and work on. We'd leave the finger pointing and money grubbing to the Big Boys and we'd get out there and "Git 'er done!"
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Confessions of a Snoop
Yes, it's true. I'm not really that nice person you thought I was. I'm human, too, and I let this not-so-nice side of me emerge this summer. We rode to Sturgis, you see. On the Harleys. With a group of four others. (The Sturgis Rally for those of you not in the Harley-know is a huge week long party for Harley enthusiasts held in the warm summer sun of South Dakota each August.) It was our first attendance and so we decided instead of roughing it at a campground, we would rent a house. Then we could attend the parties, see the sights and not have to rough it so much. We were accompanied by our best friends and an Aussie couple we met in Queensland several years ago and who fit us like a tee. The six of us were compaticos and we got along beautifully.
I found the house online. Evidently, folks in the Sturgis area like to get out of town if they aren't fond of motorcycles that first week of August. Some of them rent their homes out to Harley riding guests like us. There certainly were not enough hotel or motel rooms to go around. And... like I said, sleeping on the ground with a beer guzzling crowd of bikers didn't exactly sound like my idea of fun. Well, then, this house: It had it all. Four bedrooms. A family room. A living room. A kitchen to die for with a long work table/counter. It was in a little college town twenty miles away from Sturgis with the quaint name of Spearfish. Eagerly, I antipated our much touted trip to Sturgis through the dreary winter months last year.
The house didn't disappoint when we got there that Sunday afternoon. We claimed our bedrooms and then stripped the bikes of all our clothes and accessories and roared back into town to load up on groceries. The local Safeway turned out to be full of other bikers, (strangely... mostly Californians too) loading up on groceries for their rented houses. There was a run on sourdough bread when we got done, I could see.
That night, the first problem we ran into while Tom was fixing supper, was that there was no salad bowl. Leona and I opened and closed cupboards sure such an article was there, we just hadn't found it. But no, we never found one the whole week. Tom finally gave up and tossed our salad in a big roasting pan. But we found it odd.
The house was filled with photos, of vacations, nature and such. The walls were covered with them. There weren't a lot of people photos but we found few wedding photos on a bookshelf. Leona and I wondered what 'our family' looked like that had given up their house to us for the week, but there wasn't much evidence of them in the pictures left there. The second morning while using an exer-cycle upstairs, I looked over the bookcase. I had read the one and only book I brought with me (Listen, when you're vacationing on a Harley for three weeks and your entire wardrobe and make up and shoes! have to reside in one saddlebag, you don't get to lug along a lot of reading material!) and needed to find something more to read. I thought there might be a mystery lurking among the books or at the worst some bodice ripping romance novel. But the only tomes I found there besides textbooks were some ten and twenty year old Guideposts. So I had to go shopping for books in town for the rest of the trip.
On Wednesday night, when our friend Dee joined the group, Leona and I both confessed as to the mystery of the couple whose house we'd rented. There were no sponges in the kitchen, she washed with dish cloths. There were no novels in the house. There was no salad bowl. Did people really live there? We shared a laugh at how awful and snoopy we'd become.
It wasn't until we were ready to clear out the next Sunday that a bit of the mystery was solved. And it made me sort of sad. Dee and Tom left first before the crack of dawn. Leona and Greg were riding up into Montana and then Canada and got away at seven thirty. Bill and I were heading back to California to return to work and stayed an hour longer closing up the house and making sure things were clean. Before Leona left, she took me aside and said, "I'm sure the missus doesn't sleep in the master bedroom. Take a look in there. Only his shoes are in the closet." (The master bedroom had belonged to the Aussies that week.) And sure enough, when I snooped in there to make sure there were no toothpaste stains in the sink, only His shoes were there. Nothing of Hers.
I ducked into Tom and Dee's bedroom. Everything looked normal. But I hadn't noticed a bookshelf there. And there... on the bottom shelf was my mystery solved. Yes, she had liked books. A few of them anyway. High falutin' literature that looked like it had been bought three decades ago when she was in college. There were also a few tomes of photography. So She was the source of all the art on the walls. And last but certainly not least, a number of mixed volumes on weight loss, menopause and how to achieve a better self image. Poor lady! Had she claimed this bedroom as her refuge against the Battle of the Bulge and because she thought she was no longer attractive? It would certainly explain the several pieces of exercise equipment scattered through the house. I tiptoed out and shut the door. I felt like I'd violated her privacy. How would I like it if a group of bikers claimed my house for a week?
I'll tell you one thing though: If I should ever rent out my house for a week to a group of bikers or anybody else and you should happen to rent it, you'll find several salad bowls and a whole host of reading material, some lofty and some just entertaining.
I found the house online. Evidently, folks in the Sturgis area like to get out of town if they aren't fond of motorcycles that first week of August. Some of them rent their homes out to Harley riding guests like us. There certainly were not enough hotel or motel rooms to go around. And... like I said, sleeping on the ground with a beer guzzling crowd of bikers didn't exactly sound like my idea of fun. Well, then, this house: It had it all. Four bedrooms. A family room. A living room. A kitchen to die for with a long work table/counter. It was in a little college town twenty miles away from Sturgis with the quaint name of Spearfish. Eagerly, I antipated our much touted trip to Sturgis through the dreary winter months last year.
The house didn't disappoint when we got there that Sunday afternoon. We claimed our bedrooms and then stripped the bikes of all our clothes and accessories and roared back into town to load up on groceries. The local Safeway turned out to be full of other bikers, (strangely... mostly Californians too) loading up on groceries for their rented houses. There was a run on sourdough bread when we got done, I could see.
That night, the first problem we ran into while Tom was fixing supper, was that there was no salad bowl. Leona and I opened and closed cupboards sure such an article was there, we just hadn't found it. But no, we never found one the whole week. Tom finally gave up and tossed our salad in a big roasting pan. But we found it odd.
The house was filled with photos, of vacations, nature and such. The walls were covered with them. There weren't a lot of people photos but we found few wedding photos on a bookshelf. Leona and I wondered what 'our family' looked like that had given up their house to us for the week, but there wasn't much evidence of them in the pictures left there. The second morning while using an exer-cycle upstairs, I looked over the bookcase. I had read the one and only book I brought with me (Listen, when you're vacationing on a Harley for three weeks and your entire wardrobe and make up and shoes! have to reside in one saddlebag, you don't get to lug along a lot of reading material!) and needed to find something more to read. I thought there might be a mystery lurking among the books or at the worst some bodice ripping romance novel. But the only tomes I found there besides textbooks were some ten and twenty year old Guideposts. So I had to go shopping for books in town for the rest of the trip.
On Wednesday night, when our friend Dee joined the group, Leona and I both confessed as to the mystery of the couple whose house we'd rented. There were no sponges in the kitchen, she washed with dish cloths. There were no novels in the house. There was no salad bowl. Did people really live there? We shared a laugh at how awful and snoopy we'd become.
It wasn't until we were ready to clear out the next Sunday that a bit of the mystery was solved. And it made me sort of sad. Dee and Tom left first before the crack of dawn. Leona and Greg were riding up into Montana and then Canada and got away at seven thirty. Bill and I were heading back to California to return to work and stayed an hour longer closing up the house and making sure things were clean. Before Leona left, she took me aside and said, "I'm sure the missus doesn't sleep in the master bedroom. Take a look in there. Only his shoes are in the closet." (The master bedroom had belonged to the Aussies that week.) And sure enough, when I snooped in there to make sure there were no toothpaste stains in the sink, only His shoes were there. Nothing of Hers.
I ducked into Tom and Dee's bedroom. Everything looked normal. But I hadn't noticed a bookshelf there. And there... on the bottom shelf was my mystery solved. Yes, she had liked books. A few of them anyway. High falutin' literature that looked like it had been bought three decades ago when she was in college. There were also a few tomes of photography. So She was the source of all the art on the walls. And last but certainly not least, a number of mixed volumes on weight loss, menopause and how to achieve a better self image. Poor lady! Had she claimed this bedroom as her refuge against the Battle of the Bulge and because she thought she was no longer attractive? It would certainly explain the several pieces of exercise equipment scattered through the house. I tiptoed out and shut the door. I felt like I'd violated her privacy. How would I like it if a group of bikers claimed my house for a week?
I'll tell you one thing though: If I should ever rent out my house for a week to a group of bikers or anybody else and you should happen to rent it, you'll find several salad bowls and a whole host of reading material, some lofty and some just entertaining.
Friday, November 2, 2007
Butt Sitting
I'm going to be 'retiring' soon. Actually, changing my domicile and the way I've lived my life for the past thirty-eight years. For the first time, in all those years, I won't be getting up early and going to work. Which is why I say I am 'retiring', even if it strictly isn't so, in a Social Security sense of the word.
"You'll be bored," I've been warned. "You're much too active to retire now. You're not the type to sit on your butt all day," someone else added. Hmmmm, I would be? Bored, what the deuce is that?
Truth is, I'd welcome a little butt sitting. It's been too long since I've even had the time or inclination to sit and read a book. Too many other things I 'should' be doing. I'm a person who has collected hobbies the way a little boy collects pets or rocks. I sew. I quilt. I bake and try fancy gourmet dishes sometimes. I used to play the piano a long time ago and there's a pump organ waiting in our new home in Arizona to be played upon. Recently, I've gotten into scrapbooking but I haven't had the time to produce much yet. Bill and I dive, play golf and take lots of photos. We ride Harleys and plan on rock collecting in the desert and he's got plans to remodel the house. I'm also planning on writing another book. So bored, I think not.
What I think might be nice would be some Butt Sitting. Time to just sit and enjoy the red mountain that gazes down at me from the Arizona sun room. Time to remember what it was like before life got so frantic, it was hard to find myself. Time to sit and stroke my cats or play with my parrots or walk the puppy down the cute little streets of Superior. So ask me in a year if I'm tired of Butt Sitting and I might have an answer for you.
"You'll be bored," I've been warned. "You're much too active to retire now. You're not the type to sit on your butt all day," someone else added. Hmmmm, I would be? Bored, what the deuce is that?
Truth is, I'd welcome a little butt sitting. It's been too long since I've even had the time or inclination to sit and read a book. Too many other things I 'should' be doing. I'm a person who has collected hobbies the way a little boy collects pets or rocks. I sew. I quilt. I bake and try fancy gourmet dishes sometimes. I used to play the piano a long time ago and there's a pump organ waiting in our new home in Arizona to be played upon. Recently, I've gotten into scrapbooking but I haven't had the time to produce much yet. Bill and I dive, play golf and take lots of photos. We ride Harleys and plan on rock collecting in the desert and he's got plans to remodel the house. I'm also planning on writing another book. So bored, I think not.
What I think might be nice would be some Butt Sitting. Time to just sit and enjoy the red mountain that gazes down at me from the Arizona sun room. Time to remember what it was like before life got so frantic, it was hard to find myself. Time to sit and stroke my cats or play with my parrots or walk the puppy down the cute little streets of Superior. So ask me in a year if I'm tired of Butt Sitting and I might have an answer for you.
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